I am tired of politics, and the elections are quite simple: Nicusor Dan pro-European candidate, and George Simion anti-EU candidate. But what really keeps me up at night is who has the best manele dedicated towards his campaign?
Dani Mocanu – Pro Europa
“I vote for a president who stands for our nation
Nicușor Dan – a math sensation
With degrees galore, he’s outshone the rest
Fights the thieves, leaves the patriots blessed
I vote for a leader who’ll truly defend
Nicușor Dan – the people’s friend
Smart and strong, he clears the way
For honest hearts to lead the day“
(thank you ChatGPT for this beautiful translation)
Tzanca Uraganu – George Simion An exemplary president
“Rarely is a man born great,
Built to lead, to elevate.
One in a million, strong and bold,
A man like George Simion — pure gold.
A patriot through and through,
Lifts Romania, sees it through.
He runs, he fights, he never stops,
Battles on till justice pops.
A great man — hats off, stand tall,
He deserves the leader’s call.
He truly loves this land, you see…
He’s meant for the presidency.“
(Kiss you on the forehead ChatGPT for this translation)
For your entertainment:
Dracula's Guide to Romania 
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